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S.L.A.G.S / CHILL-OUT

Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs SIMON LE VANS, ANDY ALMIGHTY & SEAN SIRRS, with the LegEnd that is THE D. E. EXPERIENCE.
2pm ‘til Midnight. Show at 5.30pm : Entry £7 [click on the thumbnail for more details]

TOPPING & BUTCH SCHOOL GANG : TERM 3

Topping & Butch, your hosts for the night with the most amazing line-up of comic supply teachers, including Ninia Benjamin, Shazia Mirza, Nick Revell, Markus Birdman...
Registration 7pm, Assembly 8.30pm, Lessons 'til 11.15pm, Detention 'til 12 £6 (£4 NUS)

1st FRI: DEC 5th : URSUS LONDON - fun,fur&frolics:alternative monthly bear night
2nd FRI: DEC 12th : KIMONO KRUSH - a hot seedy collision of South and East
3rd FRI: DEC 19th : COZMIC - 100% uplifitng NRG and house anthems
4th FRI: DEC 26th : S.L.A.G.S / CHILL-OUT BOXING DAY SPECIAL (see below)
Doors 2pm/8pm/9pm (depending on night), Open 'til late : Entry from £4

DUCKIE CLUB NIGHT

Hosted by AMY LAMé, music by READERS WIFES and live turns.
9pm - 2am : £5 entry

The RVT is available for private hire. Please click on the thumbnail for more details.

GLITTEROUS NOEL NOIR

MISTER ZAK BLACK (singing his tracks from his album WHITE LIGHT) presents GLITTEROUS! Christmas extravvaganza of live music, dance, cabaret and glitter! Five stars across the board. Hosted by the one and only MISS KIMBERLY singing soul and tantellizing Jazz with her power house voice!
Doors 7pm, Curtain Up 8.30pm, Entry £7

VIVA LA DIVA

A musical show of three icons brought to life at the RVT with your very own divas.
Caroline Nin portrays Marlene Dietrich; Dicki Beau digs up Judy Garland and Gill Manly performs Babs Streisand’s greatest hits - she hasn't got the nose but she makes up for it in other places...
Doors 7pm, Show 9pm, (open ‘til midnight) : Entry £6 (£3 for look-a-likes)

ZOE LYONS CHRISTMAS SHOW : ‘THE ALTERNATIVE QUEEN’S SPEECH’

Zoe Lyons, an RVT favorite, presents her christmas show, 'The alternative Queen's speech'. We'll have Zoe's special take on the year and the state of the nation, Special Guest Chris Neill. Don't miss Zoe's show, an award winning comic and favorite on the comedy circuit.
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm, (open ‘til midnight) : Entry £6

TIMBERLINA’s CHRIMBO BINGO EXTRAVAGANZA

... come join the festive cheer by some very special snow capped guests to spice up the mulled wine! Who could it be knocking on number 4? Could it be Britney? Gasp!
DJs Hey Baylen & 50 Pence. Special prizes will abound of course - they've already started saving the hamper stamps!!! Oh Joy of Joys, what Bingo fun! 
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm, (open ‘til midnight) : Entry FREE, £1 per game

WET SPOTS

Picture a husband and wife team from the golden age of comedy. Now picture them singing sweetly about threesomes and taking it in the ass. Internationally acclaimed cabaret duo The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) write the most elegant songs about sex that you will ever hear.
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm : Entry £6 ... then party at Cozmic (see Friday's above)

DUCKIE CLUB NIGHT

Hosted by AMY LAMé, music by READERS WIFES and live turns.
9pm - 2am : £5 entry

S.L.A.G.S / CHILL-OUT

Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs SIMON LE VANS, ANDY ALMIGHTY & SEAN SIRRS, with the LegEnd that is THE D. E. EXPERIENCE.
2pm ‘til Midnight. Show at 5.30pm : Entry £7

GLITTEROUS NOEL NOIR

See Monday 15th December for details.
Doors 7pm, Curtain Up 8.30pm, Entry £7

KUNST for XMAS

... dreaming of a dark Christmas this year, presenting an evening of Xmas misery and gloom for all you little scrooges out there. Through all the tinsel and twinkling lights, Dusty Limits along with Patti Plink and Her Boy, Stephen Pelton and Fancy Chance will provide a Yuletide commiseration replete with xmas cocktails.
Doors 9pm, open 'til 2am: Entry £6 : Dress code - Festive

RVT ORPHANAGE

... for all the poor little boys and girls with no homes to go to. Drown your sorrows with a cheap mince pie, a cheap pint and cheap turns from London’s worst.
Scottee & Nigel Stewart sing-a-long-a-slutty christmas & a few carols for good measure, La Celine joins in for some music hall ditties, poems & odd rhymes plus Miss Annabel sings. Un-christmasy music from family favorite Uncle Jim.
Doors 7pm, Shows 10pm and thought-out the night : Entry £5

S.L.A.G.S / CHILL-OUT

Dance Classics and RVT Anthems from the DJs SIMON LE VANS, ANDY ALMIGHTY & SEAN SIRRS, with the LegEnd that is THE D. E. EXPERIENCE.
2pm ‘til Midnight. Show at 5.30pm : Entry £7

THE RVT PANTOMIME : DICK Whittington and his PUSSY

with Dusty Limits, Fancy Chance, Fred Bear, Nathan Evans, Ophelia Bitz
written & directed  by Nathan Evans, musical director Simon Wallace
DJ Dawn Right Nasty, costumes by Nicholas Immaculate, door whore Polly Vinyl
Doors 7pm, Show 9pm : Entry £7 : (2nd Jan Doors 6pm, show 7.30pm)

S.L.A.G.S / CHILL-OUT

Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs SIMON LE VANS, ANDY ALMIGHTY & SEAN SIRRS, with the LegEnd that is THE D. E. EXPERIENCE.
8pm ‘til 4am. Show at 10pm : Tickets £20

S.L.A.G.S / CHILL-OUT

Dance Classics and RVT Anthems from the DJs SIMON LE VANS, ANDY ALMIGHTY & SEAN SIRRS, with the LegEnd that is THE D. E. EXPERIENCE.
2pm ‘til Midnight. Show at 5.30pm : Entry £7

THE RVT PANTOMIME : DICK Whittington and his PUSSY

with Dusty Limits, Fancy Chance, Fred Bear, Nathan Evans, Ophelia Bitz
written & directed  by Nathan Evans, musical director Simon Wallace
DJ Dawn Right Nasty, costumes by Nicholas Immaculate, door whore Polly Vinyl
Doors 6pm, show 7.30pm : Entry £7 ... then URSUS after party